I'll draw you!

MAKES A PERFECT GIFT
FOR SOMEONE YOU DISLIKE.

For a mere $65 per person, I will draw you!
Or your stupid friend!
What a great gift this would be.
Want your pet drawn? With you?
Add your stupid pet for $35 more!
Just the pet? No people? $40 per pet.
Plus shippinng.

Since there are so many possible variants to consider, (2 people. 3 people & 2 pets. 1 person & 1 dead body.) please feel free to contact me at AngusOblong@yahoo.com to discuss whom you'd like drawn. It helps to show me images.
And we'll go from there!