My Twisty the Clown Shirt!

$16.00

Welp. I'm officially TOO FAT for this shirt now!
But if you're not, this can be yours!
Size: 2XL. Oh Jesus, does that make me a 3XL now? I need to eat more salad. I went to the doctor this week and I didn't make him say it. I was all, "I need to lose weight, I know." And he fucking agreed with me! Who does that?

Want it signed or do you want me to rub it on my genitals? Just ask! No extra charge.

Angus Oblong.