My bright orange Octopus shirt!

This here has been my shirt for the past 10 or so years, before I outgrew it by overusing pizza and wine.
When you wear this, you'll feel me right there with you, whispering softly into your ear that everything you're doing with your life is wrong.

Size XL and bright fuckin' orange! So if you get hit by a truck in it, it's your fault.
And here for you to see is the image used to make this shirt.
You should buy the print of this, available right here on my website under Art Prints!