Clown with his Pig Postcard Sent to whomever you'd like!

I bought this back when I had a pet pig and it's been on my fridge, but everything must go! That's my writing on it in case that wasn't clear.
So I'm willing to send this to whomever you'd like and write what ever you desire. (Within reason. I can't write death threats. The post office hates that.) Want this sent to you? Done! Want me to break bad news to someone? Done! Propose in your name? Tell someone how you really feel? Tell her her butt is too big? It's entirely your call. 

And just look at that phallic postcard stamp. It's totally a huge wet vag.

Size: 5 1/2 x 3 1/2"